Guyana, too popular
*The diaspora can't get on a flight, the hotels are sold out, and ExxonMobil just announced its ninth permit. There is such a thing as a problem of abundance.*
The complaint nobody wanted to make. Three years ago the joke was that you could land at CJIA and your auntie was the second person off the plane after you. Now the joke is that there are no seats on the plane in the first place. Pour one out for the simple times — when a Friday-to-Sunday Georgetown trip required only patience, not strategy.