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The Lookout
*The whole point was to hide. He waving.*
The Empty Tray
*You come late. The table done talk for the day.*
Domino Slam
*He win the game and end the game with the same slam.*
Kite
*Wilar asked how he could help. Now he is the kite.*
Grandchild Visit
*Everybody pay. Except this one.*
Sample Size
*One little sample. The fifth one this week.*
Rain Race Home
*He reach home dry. Wilar reach home swimming.*
The Iguana
*One of them want a pet. One of them want to live.*
Long Talk
*She hear the whole story twice. She still nodding.*
The Weather Report
*The rain know better than to fall on Miss Icie table.*
Homework Speed
*First to finish. First to finish wrong.*
The Mango Plan
*Every plan ends the same way: Wilar in the mud.*
Church Clothes
*On a Sunday, even the gizzada dress up.*
Two Price
*Stranger price and neighbor price is two different conversation.*
De Glasses
*He looking everywhere for the glasses on his own face.*
The Real Man of the Match
*Two ODIs in Kingston. Not one ball bowled.*
Never on Speaker
*She not on speaker. She never on speaker.*
Speed Cleaning
*Speedeet offered to help. The house has not recovered.*
Market Day Throne
*The market move. Miss Icie stay.*
Tug of War
*Guyana and Barbados pulling. The team just waiting.*
Just Now
*“Just now” don’t mean now. “Just now” mean sometime between now and Judgement.*
The Shortcut
*Speedeet took off before Wilar could mention one small thing.*
Unity Cup Final, Same Time As Last Year
*Reggae Boyz get another shot at Nigeria in Saturday's Unity Cup final. Head-to-head in this tournament: 0–3.*
Trinidad And Tobago Play Under No Name At All
*The TTFA dropped the Soca Warriors nickname rather than pay Selwyn Melville for the trademark. The team now plays as ‘the Trinidad and Tobago men’s national football team.’ A brand consultant called it brave.*
The Phone Call
*My granddaughter call me from foreign to tell me I should rest. The child don’t know the table IS the rest.*
What the Table Know
*People think the table is for selling pastry. The table is for watching.*
Long weekend, loading
*The annual Caribbean ritual: pretend the work week ends Wednesday, the long weekend starts Thursday, and Tuesday is a recovery day.*
Dottin, Supernova
*Deandra Dottin in full flight is one of cricket's small, undeniable astrophysical events.*
Guyana, too popular
*The diaspora can't get on a flight, the hotels are sold out, and ExxonMobil just announced its ninth permit. There is such a thing as a problem of abundance.*
Trinidad sprint gold
*The replay watched on three continents simultaneously. The WhatsApp groups lit up before the photo finish was confirmed.*
The chase
*The household tradition. Sunday afternoon. Somebody's cousin is being chased. We are not asking who started it.*