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DJ Roadblock: Weekend Traffic Report & Road Vibes

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MASSIVE FRIDAYS with DJ Roadblock! Your traffic and vibes connection! πŸŽ§πŸš—


🚨 FRIDAY EVENING TRAFFIC UPDATE

Wha gwan massive! DJ Roadblock in de building, bringing you de Friday rush hour situation!

GEORGETOWN:

  • Sheriff Street: HEAVY as always on a Friday evening. Patience is a virtue, people!
  • Vlissengen Road: Moving but slow near the Seawall
  • East Bank Highway: Expect delays heading out of town β€” everybody trying to reach home!
  • Mandela Avenue: Moderate traffic, watch out for the usual Evening News crowd

EAST COAST:

  • Traffic building up from Georgetown to Buxton
  • The road good though β€” just plenty vehicles

WEST COAST/WEST BANK:

  • Demerara Harbour Bridge: Normal wait times
  • Traffic flowing both ways

🚧 ROAD WORKS TO KNOW ABOUT

Stanleytown Four-Lane Bridge: The opposition raising concerns about this delayed project causing traffic, dust, and affecting businesses. If you passing that way, expect some disruption.

Black Bush Polder Access Road: Rehabilitation works ongoing. Drive careful if you heading into the Polder area.

Aubrey Barker Road Connection: Works continuing to connect to South Ruimveldt. Some delays in that area.


πŸŽ‰ WEEKEND ROAD VIBES

Saturday:

  • Market traffic early morning β€” Stabroek, Bourda, Mon Repos
  • Expect beach traffic if weather nice β€” Seawall going be packed!

Sunday:

  • Church morning traffic
  • Afternoon family time traffic
  • Evening lime traffic picking up

πŸ”Š DJ ROADBLOCK TIP OF THE WEEK

“If you drinking this weekend, DON’T DRIVE. Call a friend, call a taxi, call your aunty who don’t drink. Just don’t be the headline Monday morning.”


πŸ“» REQUEST LINE OPEN!

Drop your traffic updates in the comments! See something, say something. We all in this together on these Guyana roads.

Stay safe out there, massive! DJ Roadblock signing off until next Friday!

ROADBLOCK! 🎀


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