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Entire Island Agrees Traffic Worse Than Yesterday

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NATIONWIDE — In a rare display of national consensus, motorists across all eleven parishes independently arrived at the conclusion Thursday that the day’s traffic was ‘worse than yesterday,’ a judgment they have now maintained continuously since 2019.

The situation continues to develop.