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Everyone Knows Who Late Before They Arrive

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

BRIDGETOWN — Guests at a christening Sunday afternoon collectively identified with 94% accuracy which of the expected attendees would be arriving late, 37 minutes before the first late arrival actually appeared.

The situation continues to develop.