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Man Orders Fish, Receives Full Lecture On Best Fish

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

OISTINS — Approaching a fish fry vendor Saturday night and requesting the flying fish, patron Orlando Small was instead informed over the course of eleven minutes why the marlin was superior, why the dolphin was the actual best option, why the kingfish was what he really wanted, and why only foreigners order the flying fish.

The situation continues to develop.