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Man Says He Leaving Early, Still Here After Two More Conversations

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BRIDGETOWN — After announcing at 6:14 p.m. that he would be departing ‘in a minute,’ 42-year-old Marlon Greaves remained on the premises for an additional 87 minutes during which he initiated two separate extended conversations with individuals he had not previously been speaking with.

The situation continues to develop.