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Shopkeeper Knows Your Order Before You Speak

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

BRIDGETOWN — Entering a St. Michael corner shop Monday morning, customer Denise Walcott was greeted by proprietor Mr. Gittens with a pre-assembled bag containing the exact items she had intended to request, reflecting Mr. Gittens’ database of roughly 280 regular customers’ preferences.

The situation continues to develop.