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Government Assures Citizens Everything Under Control Despite Visible Evidence

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KINGSTON — Addressing a press conference held in front of a visibly collapsing public works project, the spokesperson confirmed that the situation was ‘fully managed’ and that citizens should ‘remain calm and continue about their business.’

The situation continues to develop.