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Group Of Friends Say They Leaving Party, Remain For Additional Three Hours

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PORTMORE — A group of six adults announced their imminent departure from a house party at 11:14 p.m. Friday, a declaration that preceded their actual exit by a confirmed three hours and forty-two minutes.

The situation continues to develop.