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Entire Conversation Happens Before Actual Topic Is Reached

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EAST LEGON — A 45-minute phone call between two cousins covering greetings, inquiries after family, church gossip, traffic updates, and weather observations concluded Friday evening without either party raising the subject that had prompted the call in the first place.

The situation continues to develop.