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Everyone Claims To Be 'On The Way' From Different Realities

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

ACCRA — A group of seven individuals who had each separately confirmed they were ‘on the way’ to a 7 p.m. gathering were subsequently shown to be, respectively, still at the office, in the shower, at a different event, sleeping, in Kumasi, eating dinner at home, and ‘just about to leave.’

The situation continues to develop.