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Man Says He's 'Almost There,' Still Choosing Outfit

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

ACCRA — Informing friends via WhatsApp voice note that he was ‘almost there’ and ‘just approaching now,’ 27-year-old Kwame Asare was at that exact moment observed in his bedroom standing before an open wardrobe, having not yet committed to either of two shirts under active consideration.

The situation continues to develop.