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Meeting Begins With Prayer, Ends With Confusion

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ACCRA — A staff meeting convened Wednesday at 10 a.m. was opened with a comprehensive 12-minute prayer covering the company, the nation, and each employee’s personal circumstances, and concluded at 12:47 p.m. with no attendee able to articulate what had been decided.

The situation continues to develop.