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Neighbourhood Knows Your Plans Before You Make Them

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DANSOMAN — Residents of a single neighbourhood have reportedly developed an information network so efficient that 29-year-old Ama Frimpong’s intention to move apartments was common knowledge at her local hair salon 48 hours before she herself had reached that decision.

The situation continues to develop.