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Conversation Starts With Greetings, Ends Without Topic

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NAIROBI — A telephone call placed Monday morning between two colleagues that opened with a comprehensive 11-minute exchange of greetings, family updates, and weather observations concluded 22 minutes later with neither party having raised the business matter that had prompted the call.

The situation continues to develop.