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Entire City Moves Slightly Slower On Rainy Day

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NAIROBI — During light rainfall Tuesday afternoon, virtually all commercial, pedestrian, and vehicular activity in the central business district reduced by approximately 34%, a phenomenon that recurs consistently and for which no operational contingency has ever been developed.

The situation continues to develop.