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Everyone Knows Shortcut That Leads To Same Traffic

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NAIROBI — A survey of 400 Nairobi drivers found that 98% believed they knew a shortcut around the Thika Road traffic, with GPS data subsequently showing that all 392 such shortcuts converged onto the same three congested junctions within six minutes.

The situation continues to develop.