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Friend Says 'Let's Link,' No Follow-Up Ever Occurs

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NAIROBI — Concluding a chance encounter at a café Saturday with mutual commitments to ’link up soon,’ both parties have now gone 18 months without making any subsequent contact, a pattern consistent with approximately 84% of such stated intentions.

The situation continues to develop.