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Government Promises System Will Be Fixed Soon

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NAIROBI — In a statement Tuesday, officials reassured citizens that the long-standing issues with the system would be resolved ‘in the coming weeks,’ a commitment functionally identical to those offered in October 2024, June 2023, and February 2022.

The situation continues to develop.