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Man Says 'Just Five Minutes,' Means Flexible Time Concept

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

KAREN — Informing his wife at 3:14 p.m. that he would need ‘just five minutes’ to complete a task, 41-year-old Peter Kamau was confirmed at 4:47 p.m. to still be engaged in the same activity, having made no visible progress toward conclusion.

The situation continues to develop.