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Neighbour Knows Your Routine Better Than You

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

KILIMANI — Residents of an apartment block have observed that their ground-floor caretaker ‘Mama Jane’ can predict their arrival times, meal deliveries, and visitor patterns with greater accuracy than the residents themselves, whose personal schedules she has silently catalogued over 11 years.

The situation continues to develop.