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Traffic Gives Citizens Time To Reevaluate Life Choices

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MOMBASA ROAD — A routine evening commute Wednesday extended to 3 hours and 47 minutes, providing an estimated 140,000 Nairobi motorists with sufficient uninterrupted silence to question their career paths, relationships, mortgages, and decision to remain in the city.

The situation continues to develop.