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Man Says 'Mi Soon Come,' Accidentally Disappears For Entire Afternoon

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KINGSTON — Local resident Delroy Campbell, 34, confirmed at approximately 11:47 a.m. Tuesday that he was ‘just soon come,’ a statement that witnesses now acknowledge marked the beginning of a six-hour absence from which he has yet to fully return.

The situation continues to develop.