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Neighbour Stands At Gate For Two Hours, Calls It 'Quick Talk'

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

MAY PEN — Gripping the gate with both hands for what he described as ‘just a two minute thing,’ neighbour Errol Johnson delivered a comprehensive review of the community, three extended families, and the post office for approximately 127 minutes.

The situation continues to develop.