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Entire Family Invests In You Without Your Consent

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

IKEJA — Over the course of 28 years, an estimated 47 members of the extended Adeyemi family have contributed an unaccounted sum toward the upbringing, education, and general trajectory of 26-year-old Tolu Adeyemi, each reserving the right to opinions on her career, marriage, and choice of perfume.

The situation continues to develop.