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Entire Street Knows What Happened Before It Happens

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

SURULERE — Residents of a street in Surulere have reportedly developed such a sophisticated pre-awareness network that the arrival of an unexpected guest at house number 14 was being discussed in houses 6, 8, 11, and 19 approximately 40 minutes before the guest themselves had left their own residence.

The situation continues to develop.