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Friend Says 'I'm Outside,' Still In Another Area Entirely

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LAGOS — Calling his host at 9:47 p.m. to confirm he was ‘outside,’ 29-year-old Ayo Balogun was at that moment verified by GPS to be in a different local government area entirely, 11 kilometres away and still in traffic.

The situation continues to develop.