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Government Promises Electricity Will Stabilize Emotionally

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ABUJA — In an address Tuesday, officials assured citizens that the nation’s power supply would, in the near future, achieve a state of emotional equilibrium, committing to reduced tantrums from the grid and more consistent behaviour during hours when Nigerians were actively using appliances.

The situation continues to develop.