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Man Explains How He Almost Became Billionaire Last Week

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

VICTORIA ISLAND — Over a Sunday lunch, 36-year-old Chidi Okoro delivered a 40-minute recounting of a cryptocurrency opportunity, an oil bloc connection, and a real estate deal that had, individually or in combination, ‘almost happened’ and would have resulted in a nine-figure net worth by Thursday.

The situation continues to develop.