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Man Says 'No Wahala,' Immediately Introduces Wahala

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

LAGOS — Opening a Tuesday afternoon phone call with the reassurance ’no wahala at all, my guy,’ 32-year-old Emeka Nwosu proceeded over the next six minutes to introduce a situation involving a missing document, an angry uncle, and a sum of money that had ‘gone somewhere.’

The situation continues to develop.