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Man Says 'Trust Me,' Everyone Immediately Suspicious

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IKOYI — Upon the utterance of the phrase ’trust me, I get you’ by 34-year-old Seyi Adebayo during a Tuesday meeting, all four other attendees reportedly experienced simultaneous and involuntary adjustments to their postures, facial expressions, and note-taking intensity.

The situation continues to develop.