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Security guards caught with toy guns at supermarkets, US$8.14M solar farm lights up Charity, GBTI launches private banking for the rich, and Guyana Women seek redemption against Jamaica under the lights!
Read More →Uncle Ramesh responds to the Daily Brief’s negativity with FACTS about solar investment, the government’s swift response to security issues, and a reminder that our women cricketers are STILL defending champions!
Read More →Welcome to Back-a-Truck, where we showcase de most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching sightings from around Guyana. If yuh see someting dat mek yuh say “Wait… wha?!” - send it to we!
📍 Location: Sheriff Street, Georgetown
📅 Spotted: Tuesday, January 14
One traffic cop writing three different tickets while standing directly in front of a ‘No Parking’ sign… dat he park in front of.
De irony so thick yuh could cut it wid a cutlass. We salute you, Officer. Rules fuh thee but not fuh me! 🫡
Read More →A Weekly Profile of Guyanese Excellence
At Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Dr. Sharmila Persaud is performing some of the world’s most complex brain surgeries. But every morning, she looks at a photo on her desk: her grandmother’s wooden house in Berbice, where she grew up without electricity.
“People ask me how I got from there to here,” Dr. Persaud says, gesturing around her state-of-the-art operating suite. “I tell them: I got here because I started there.”
Read More →A Monthly Feature Celebrating Guyana’s Progress
Walk down Main Street today, and you’ll see something remarkable happening. Georgetown, once known for its colonial charm mixed with urban challenges, is undergoing a transformation that would have seemed impossible just five years ago.
Since 2020, Georgetown has seen:
But the real story isn’t in the numbers—it’s in the people.
Read More →Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown
Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! 🌎
Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.
De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!
Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, our Speaker fled to India while Parliament remains closed, and Exxon’s 75% “expense deduction” makes Nigerian email scams look amateur.
Today’s menu: The Great Oil Heist exposed (75% goes to “costs”), Speaker escapes to India during constitutional crisis, French Ambassador politely suggests democracy might be nice, Mashramani launches because at least we can party, and President Ali promises no Venezuela deals (this time he means it, promise).
Read More →So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!
Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!
(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) 😂
What Comedy Crew Said:
What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):
Read More →Ministry of Public Works proud to unveil their revolutionary new app: “Report-A-Hole”
Minister at launch ceremony: “This app will TRANSFORM infrastructure management in Guyana!”
Uncle Ramesh, sitting front row, already downloading it before Minister finish talking.
Speedeet whisper: “Bai, you even know how to use app?”
Uncle Ramesh: “How hard it could be? Is just button and camera!”
Famous last words.
6:00 AM - Uncle Ramesh Mission Starts
Read More →🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GEORGETOWN! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard of me lil Raum, stuck behind a minibus dat ain’t move in 20 minutes!
Sheriff Street Crater Update: Dat pothole by de KFC? She get BIGGER, family. Man tell me he see a Fielder go down in deh last Tuesday and ain’t come back out yet. If you driving Sheriff Street, say a prayer and hug de left side.
Read More →A factual summary of PPP/C government accomplishments for the week of January 8-15, 2026. No commentary, just documented achievements and initiatives.
Read More →Muhammad Ibrahim becomes IICA Director-General, census data sparks housing debate, cybercrime law faces criticism, and AG slams courts for ignoring legislation.
Read More →Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.
Read More →Disclaimer: De Rumor Mill is purely fuh entertainment purposes. We ain’t vouching fuh de truth of any ah dese stories — dis is jus wha people talkin’ ‘bout pon de road, in de market, and ova de fence. If yuh know someting different, good fuh you. We jus reportin’ wha we hearin’!
Before we dive in, leh me explain how I does rate dese rumors:
Read More →Speedeet got a plan fuh get de biggest mango from Mr. Chan shop yard, and Wilar know is trouble but he going anyway. Wha could go wrong?
Read More →Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!
Read More →Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.
Read More →Murders up 11% despite overall crime drop, new $123M search and rescue system launched, over 3,100 traffic offences in one week, and financial system reforms promised.
Read More →Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Read More →Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its record-breaking streak of doing absolutely nothing.
Today’s menu: Census numbers drop after a 4-year delay, oil wells still racing toward empty, Parliament enters Week 11 of ghosting us, and unauthorized supermarkets get shut down faster than you can say “planning permission.” Also, Guyana can’t say no to the US. Shocking, we know.
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