Uncle Ramesh: Census Critics Don't Understand How Government Works
January 13, 2026 • 8 min readUncle Ramesh’s Take
Straight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown
Listen, I’m reading all these opposition newspapers complaining about the census taking 4 years. You know what? They don’t understand how real governance works.
Let me break it down for you.
📊 CENSUS TOOK 4 YEARS? THAT’S CALLED BEING THOROUGH!
All these critics crying “4 years is too long!” You know what I say? Quality over speed!
878,674 people on census day 2022
956,044 projected by end 2024
Monday's Guyana Brief: The Week Starts With a Yelling
January 12, 2026 • 6 min readGood morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.
Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!
📊 TODAY’S NUMBERS
Mohamed Appeals: 47 (their lawyer’s yacht fund thanks you)
Read More →Uncle Ramesh's Take on Today's News: Finally, Some Good News for a Change!
January 12, 2026 • 5 min read🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾
Your Uncle from the Diaspora Who Actually Reads Past the Headlines
Greetings from Toronto, where it cold like ice but me heart warm with pride! ☕
Ayuh know Uncle Ramesh don’t like to complain. Me sit down every morning with me tea, reading all four newspapers, and today me had to say – why everybody so negative? The government doing WORK! But all some people want to do is find fault. Well, not today. Today, Uncle Ramesh going set the record straight.
Read More →Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Writes a Whole Article and STILL Misses The Point!
January 11, 2026 • 6 min readCLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE
Sunday, January 11, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]
Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!
And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!
Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).
Read More →Sunday's Guyana Brief: The Mohameds Strike Back
January 11, 2026 • 5 min read🇬🇾 THE GUYANA BRIEF 🇬🇾
Your 5-Minute Sunday News Circus
Sunday, January 12, 2026
Sponsored by: Lawyers Who Bill By The Appeal
Read More →Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!
January 10, 2026 • 6 min readCLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE
Saturday, January 10, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]
Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!
Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!
Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.
âš¡ 69,000 VOLTS: THE BRIEF FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT
The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”
Read More →Saturday's Guyana Brief: Weekend News Circus
January 10, 2026 • 5 min readE GUYANA BRIEF 1>
Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus
Saturday, January 10, 2026
Sponsored by: Contractors Who Can't See 69,000-Volt Lines
Read More →Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?
January 9, 2026 • 5 min readCLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE
Friday, January 9, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]
STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!
This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?
Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).
GE UNIT" - CUTE HEADLINE, WRONG TAKE
The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”
Read More →Friday's Guyana Brief: Storage Unit Edition
January 9, 2026 • 5 min readE GUYANA BRIEF 1>
Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
Friday, January 9, 2026
Sponsored by: Bridge Repair Funds (Just Kidding, Those Don't Exist)
Read More →Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!
January 8, 2026 • 6 min readCLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE
Thursday, January 8, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]
Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.
This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!
Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.
Read More →Welcome to Funny Take on Guyana Daily News!
January 9, 2025 • 1 min readWelcome! ‚
Your daily dose of Guyanese news with comedy!
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