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Braai Starts Late, Ends With Strong Opinions

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CENTURION — A Saturday braai scheduled for 2 p.m. that the fire was not lit until 3:47 p.m. concluded at 11:22 p.m. with attendees having generated strong, detailed, and in several cases unchangeable opinions about cricket, the Rand, their neighbours, and a cousin’s second marriage.

The situation continues to develop.