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Government Promises Situation Will Improve In Future Tense

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PRETORIA — Officials assured the nation Wednesday that the current economic conditions would ‘improve going forward,’ a commitment whose grammatical structure technically extends indefinitely into any future moment and remains unfalsifiable at the present time.

The situation continues to develop.