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Man Explains Rugby Strategy Like National Coach

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DURBAN — During a Saturday braai, retired plumber Johan van Rensburg delivered a 35-minute tactical analysis of the Springboks’ lineout patterns, scrum dynamics, and substitution strategy, with a confidence rivaled only by the actual coaching staff.

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