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Man Says He Knows A Guy, Guy Never Appears

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

JOHANNESBURG — Assuring his friends for the fourth consecutive month that he ‘knows a guy’ who can handle a particular installation at significant discount, 38-year-old Mandla Zulu has yet to produce the individual in question, who remains a theoretical figure in the arrangement.

The situation continues to develop.