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Man Says 'Relax,' Situation Escalates

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

DURBAN — Upon the utterance of the word ‘relax’ by 40-year-old Ryan Pillay during a heated Saturday discussion, the situation proceeded to intensify sharply over the following 14 minutes, resulting in two additional arguments and the premature conclusion of the gathering.

The situation continues to develop.