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Meeting Happens Despite Everyone Knowing Outcome Already

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ROSEBANK — A regional sales meeting convened Wednesday proceeded through its full 2-hour agenda despite all nine attendees having privately communicated to one another via WhatsApp the night before exactly what the outcome would be, a fact no one raised during the meeting.

The situation continues to develop.