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Neighbourhood Knows What Happened Before Police Arrive

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JOHANNESBURG — Residents of a Northcliff street had assembled, cross-referenced, and distributed a detailed account of an incident approximately 22 minutes before SAPS officers arrived on scene Tuesday evening, with three of the neighbours offering to brief the responding officers.

The situation continues to develop.