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Carnival Planning Begins 11 Months Before Actual Responsibilities

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NATIONWIDE — With eleven months remaining before the 2027 Carnival season, residents have reportedly begun coordinating costume selections, mas band registrations, and international flight bookings, while simultaneously leaving their electricity bills, vehicle inspections, and work deliverables entirely unaddressed.

The situation continues to develop.