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Doubles Vendor Quietly Running Most Efficient Operation In Country

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CUREPE — While government ministries continue to struggle with service delivery timelines, a doubles vendor operating from a folding table near the UWI campus has maintained a consistent 22-second transaction cycle for the past fourteen years, handling up to 400 customers per morning with no visible effort.

The situation continues to develop.