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Entire Group Chat Pretends They Still Coming Out Tonight

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CHAGUANAS β€” All eleven members of the ‘Friday Crew πŸ”₯πŸ”₯’ WhatsApp group confirmed via typing indicator that they remained committed to the evening’s plans, despite eight of them already being in pajamas and two having eaten a full dinner, sources close to the chat revealed.

The situation continues to develop.