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Entire Workplace Disappears Early On Friday Without Discussion

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

PORT OF SPAIN — By 2:15 p.m. Friday, all 47 employees of a downtown firm had silently and independently concluded that the week was effectively over, with no meeting, email, or verbal agreement preceding the coordinated exodus observed on the building’s CCTV.

The situation continues to develop.