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Family Lime Turns Into Debate About Who Moving Away Next

This is satire. Characters and scenarios are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, statements, or events is used for commentary and entertainment purposes.

DIEGO MARTIN — A routine Sunday family gathering escalated into a three-hour discussion Sunday evening regarding which relative would be the next to emigrate, with participants citing reasons ranging from ’the crime situation’ to ‘a cousin in Toronto who said it have work.’

The situation continues to develop.