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Friend Says 'We Reaching Now,' Still Bathing

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BARATARIA — Responding to a group chat message at 7:42 p.m. with the phrase ‘we reaching now,’ 28-year-old Kimisha Joseph was at that moment observed to be fully inside her bathroom with the shower running, sources familiar with her movements confirmed.

The situation continues to develop.