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Man Reaches Lime, Immediately Asks 'Where Everybody?'

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SAN FERNANDO — Arriving at the pre-arranged liming spot at precisely the agreed-upon time, 34-year-old Kevon Ramsaran spent the next 12 minutes surveying the empty premises before asking whether anyone else had committed to the evening’s plans, sources at the venue confirmed Friday.

The situation continues to develop.