Classifieds on The Tradewinds Brief

Bounty Board: De Saturday Classifieds — Goat Wanted, House For Sale (Haunted), and Somebody Looking for a Husband Who 'Has Teeth'

Sat, 18 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome to de Bounty Board — Guyana’s most honest classifieds section, where the ads say what they actually mean, the sellers tell you what is actually wrong with the item, and the wanted ads are as specific as they need to be.

Here’s what came across my desk this week.

FOR SALE

2014 Toyota Premio — “barely used” Mileage: unknown (odometer broken since 2019). Air conditioning works intermittently, depending on the mood of the compressor. Passenger window does not roll down. Driver window does not roll up. Otherwise perfect. $1.2M OBO. Contact Mr. Ramlakhan, call after 6 PM because during the day he is avoiding his brother-in-law.

Back-A-Truck — March 19, 2026

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Guyana's most fictional classifieds. Items for sale, wanted, and otherwise negotiable.

🚛 Back-a-Truck — Saturday, February 7, 2026

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

De people’s marketplace! Fictional buy, sell, trade, and barter from all corners of Guyana. Back-a-truck and come see wha we got!

🚛 Back-a-Truck – Saturday, January 31, 2026

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000

De people's marketplace! Fictional buy, sell, trade, and barter from all corners of Guyana. Back-a-truck and come see wha we got!