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Election Season Training Camp: Promises FC vs Delivery United
Pre-Season Friendly. Promises FC and Delivery United line up for another exhibition match. The scoreboard reads STILL 0-0. The crowd has signs. The referee is not sure which side to call.
Entire Nation Briefly Pauses Oil Boom to Argue About One LBW Decision
Guyana's rapid economic transformation came to a complete standstill yesterday afternoon after one questionable LBW decision in a village cricket match triggered what officials are now calling a full-scale national debate.
Speedeet & Wilar - The Mango Tree That Wouldn't Keep Quiet
Speedeet and Wilar find out Miss Inez big mango tree got opinions. And it don't approve of slipper.
Welcome to Guyana: The World Discovered Us
Tourists, investors, oil workers, and opportunists line up at Georgetown immigration as a tanker registers under the Guyana flag. The immigration officer holds on for dear life while a new sign goes up: Please confirm you actually from here.
Speedeet and Wilar: The Great Duckling Championship
Wilar aunty duck hatching twelve eggs (was thirteen, one disappear - duck business). Speedeet and Wilar turn de backyard into a full championship before de ducklings got de chance to open dem eye good.
The Ministry of Good News
As the minister unveils rising arrows for roads, hospitals, jobs, and investment, ordinary citizens watch their own pockets sink — and the News Flash promises a new task force to study the problem.
Uncle Ramesh - Monday, April 20, 2026
Ramesh in Queens reads the news from home and finds, as always, that things are better than the opposition wants you to believe — the contractors are getting paid, the pipeline is paying for itself, the banks are winning awards, and the future is online.
Daily Brief - Monday, April 20, 2026
Your Monday morning rundown — three crime stories before breakfast, Exxon's pipeline math gets weirder, the passport portal is almost ready (almost), and the country imports a US firm to teach us how to slaughter a pig properly.
Speedeet & Wilar: The Sunday the Cricket Ball Went Over the Wall
It was a Sunday morning in Bel Air, and the sun was already hot by the time Speedeet finished his porridge. “Ma, can I go play cricket …
Uncle Ramesh: Exxon Investing in We Future, Ali Preparing We for Global Storm, and PPP Government Delivering Despite Opposition Noise
Morning to all my people. Uncle Ramesh here, cup of Mauby in hand, looking out over the backdam and thinking about what the papers saying …
Sunday Brief: Exxon Keeps $23.6 Billion While We Get the Leftovers, Ali Tells Us to 'Brace' for More Pain, and Apparently the Strait of Hormuz Is Now Our Problem
Good Sunday morning, Guyana. The papers this weekend read like a collective exhale, and not the good kind. The kind where you realize you …
The Indo-Caribbean Brief: How India Became One of Guyana's Most Important Strategic Partners
The Indo-Caribbean Brief: How India Became One of Guyana’s Most Important Strategic Partners The Georgetown Ledger goes beyond the …
The Indo-Caribbean Brief: Why Indo-Guyanese Culture Doesn't Exist in India Anymore
The Indo-Caribbean Brief: Why Indo-Guyanese Culture Doesn’t Exist in India Anymore Cane Fields goes beyond nostalgia. How …
Bounty Board: De Saturday Classifieds — Goat Wanted, House For Sale (Haunted), and Somebody Looking for a Husband Who 'Has Teeth'
Welcome to de Bounty Board — Guyana’s most honest classifieds section, where the ads say what they actually mean, the sellers tell you …
Back-a-Truck: De Saturday Scenes from Bourda, Stabroek, and De East Coast — Including De Man Who Tried to Sell Me a 'Gold' Watch
Back-a-Truck here, reporting from the actual back of an actual truck parked on Regent Street because that is where the stories live. …
Bam-Bam Sally: De Saturday Market Tea, Who Getting Divorce in Providence, and Why Cousin Petal Banned from Dolly's Wedding
Hello doux-doux darlings it’s your girl Bam-Bam Sally coming to you LIVE from the Bourda Market parking lot where I’ve been …
Ramesh Sees It Differently - On Scotiabank's Well-Earned Recognition, De AG's Legal Reform, and De Quiet Infrastructure of Progress
Good morning to all my readers. Uncle Ramesh here on this Saturday, April 18, with the weekend commentary as I see it — which, as my …
Daily Brief: Nandlall Wants De Noise Gone, Scotiabank Get a Prize, Two Arrested in Berbice for Guns, and de Chess Players Come to Play
Morning, Guyana. Saturday, April 18. The workweek is technically over but traffic doesn’t know that. Here’s what happened while …
Patriots Portfolio: The Rush on Gas Cylinders, the CANU Seizure Hedge, and Why 'Be!' Pay Was Never a Good Idea
Good Friday morning to all the serious money in Guyana. Finance Ferrari here with your weekly read on where the smart rupees are flowing, …
Ramesh Sees It Differently - CANU Quarter, Diamond Safety, Morocco Open Skies, and the Acrobatic Troupe of Progress
Good morning to all my loyal readers. Uncle Ramesh here, with the news as it actually stands, not as the doomsayers will have you believe. …
Daily Brief: CANU Grabs $190M, Cop Gets Caught in Ganja Cupboard, and a Canteen Lady Gets TikTok'd Out of Her Job
Morning, Guyana. Friday, April 17. The sun is up, the traffic is already nonsense, and somewhere a government minister is already blaming …
The Rumour Mill — Sunday, April 12, 2026
De Rumour Mill is grinding this Easter Sunday — whispers about the Wales contract, the pilot rescue, a certain ministry, and who was seen where on the seawall with who.
Bam-Bam Sally — Sunday, April 12, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally is back from the seawall, full of cook-up and opinions, and she has PLENTY to say about the week's events, the national cleanup, and certain people who think she doesn't notice things.
Speedeet & Wilar: De Talent Show Disaster
Speedeet signs them both up for the school talent show without telling Wilar. Wilar has one week to learn to juggle. This cannot end well.
Back-a-Truck — April 11, 2026
This week's Back-a-Truck: things overheard at Stabroek Market, on East Bank, at the seawall, and from somebody cousin who know somebody who work near a building.
Bounty Board — April 11, 2026
This week's Bounty Board: fictional wanted notices for Guyana's most persistent national irritants — potholes, missing files, the Kitty roundabout, and the driver's licence scam.
Daily Brief — Friday, April 10, 2026
Oil revenues surge past $159B in Q1, Ali eyes Gulf storage deals, police graduate 101 new recruits, and the digital traffic registry is coming whether you want it or not.
DJ Roadblock — Friday, April 10, 2026
Your Friday traffic situation with DJ Roadblock: East Bank lockdown, the Camp Street crawl, Sheriff Street surprises, and why the Kitty roundabout is still an unsolved philosophical problem.
Patriots Portfolio — April 10, 2026
This week's Patriots Portfolio: Q1 oil revenue at US$761M, the SME Development Bank's US$100M funding window, Guyana's oil production approaching 1M barrels per day, and what the Palmyra highway means for Berbice investment.
Ramesh Sees It Differently — April 10, 2026
G$159 billion in Q1, Gulf investment talks, digital road safety, and new police — Ramesh explains why each development confirms what he has always believed about this administration.
Guyana Daily Brief – Thursday, April 9, 2026
Your 5-minute briefing on everything happening in Guyana today — cash grants, river wars, and an American banker who flew in to see what all the fuss is about.
Uncle Ramesh Sees It Differently – Thursday, April 9, 2026
Uncle Ramesh reviews the week's news and finds the government, as usual, doing everything right despite what the papers say.
Bam-Bam Sally and de Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally with de Wednesday Rumour Mill — entirely fictional gossip about nobody in particular doing nothing specific somewhere unspecified. As always.
The Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026
Bam-Bam Sally's Wednesday Rumour Mill: what people are whispering about in Stabroek Market, at the seawall, and in the WhatsApp groups that nobody admits to being in.
Weekly Progress Report — April 8, 2026
This week: US$761M in Q1 oil revenue, the Wales GTE project director linked to Venezuela corruption, GYEITI civil society standoff, 22,000 street lights installed, and a $604M highway begins.
Speedeet & Wilar — De Kite and de Corentyne River
Is Easter Monday on de seawall. Speedeet and Wilar build a kite from scratch, argue about aerodynamics, nearly take out an auntie roti, and lose de kite to Suriname. A perfect day.
Speedeet & Wilar — The Easter Kite
Speedeet and Wilar try to fly a kite on Easter Monday on the seawall. The kite has other plans. A Pike Street Easter adventure.
Patriots Portfolio – Friday, April 3, 2026
This week's Patriots Portfolio — what the 38% Trump tariff means for Guyana's economy, the Wales Gas Plant arbitration fallout, Exxon's Canje exit, and what patriotic investors need to watch.
DJ Roadblock – Friday, April 3, 2026
DJ Roadblock spins the weekend playlist, processes the 38% tariff through soca, and sends off the CARIFTA team with maximum energy.
Daily Brief – Friday, April 3, 2026
Your Good Friday morning roundup — Guyana hit with a 38% Trump tariff, government secretly paid US$82M to gas plant contractor, fake tint waiver medical certificates discovered, BOSAI fires the worker who won a pay raise, and Exxon exits the Canje Block.
Daily Brief – Thursday, April 2, 2026
Your Thursday morning roundup — tint crackdown begins, Nicaraguan engineers allegedly flee with $13M in aircraft parts, Venezuelan jail finally releases Guyanese boat captain, and the U.S. Ambassador tells Guyana to leave the Exxon contract alone.
Rumour Mill – Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Unverified, unconfirmed, and entirely too entertaining to ignore. The Rumour Mill grinds Wednesday.
Progress Report – Wednesday, April 1, 2026
A frank assessment of where things stand — what's moving, what's stalled, and what was announced with great fanfare and then quietly forgotten.
Uncle Ramesh – Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Uncle Ramesh is proud. Very proud. The government is doing everything right, and the opposition is just confused.
Daily Brief – Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Your Wednesday morning roundup of Guyana's top stories — flooding warnings, digital IDs, oil drama, and the AFC demanding government fork over $9 billion.
Daily Brief — Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Oil hits 918K bpd, Georgetown floods, GUYOIL raises fuel prices, a teen is stabbed in Lacytown, and Uncle Sam wants his tax treaty. Your Tuesday briefing.
Caribbean Brief: Jamaica's Hurricane Budget, T&T Radar Gone, Guyana Plays Football & The US Removes Military Gear from Tobago
Jamaica tables its Hurricane Melissa budget, the US quietly removes military radar from Tobago, Guyana faces Belize in football, and Antigua is hosting the Commonwealth summit in November. Monday Caribbean.
Back-A-Truck — March 19, 2026
Guyana's most fictional classifieds. Items for sale, wanted, and otherwise negotiable.
Bounty Board — March 19, 2026
Georgetown's most fictional wanted board. Rewards offered. Results not guaranteed.
DJ Roadblock's Friday Wind-Down — March 19, 2026
DJ Roadblock recaps the week from the booth. Oil at $100, the Mohameds lose again, and de roads still not fix.
Patriots Portfolio — Week of March 19, 2026
Your weekly satirical investment guide to the Guyanese national situation. Buy, Sell, or Hold.
☕ The Daily Brief – Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Opposition Leader arrested for being 35 minutes late to court. An NCN cameraman brought a gun to the same court. Hakeem Olajuwon wants to …
🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle from Queens and sets the record straight on Energy Conference, telemedicine, airports, health campaign, and …
🎬 YouTube Scripts – Tuesday, February 17, 2026
YouTube video scripts for Tuesday February 17 2026 covering Mohamed court drama, NCN cameraman gun incident, Hakeem Olajuwon condo launch, …
Monday's Guyana Brief: Azruddin Shows Up Late to His Own Extradition, the Haags Bosch Office Hits $19.6 Billion, and Single Mothers Get Eviction Notices
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Monday, where the Opposition Leader can’t show up on time to his own extradition hearing, the …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: Mortgages, Nurses, and the Brief's Selective Memory
Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant from Berbice, now living in Queens, New York. He reads the papers — especially the Chronicle — and …
Sunday's Guyana Brief: Stabroek News Dies, Nobody Gets Their Money, and Kingston Wharf Belongs to Oil People Now
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Sunday, where we pour one out for Stabroek News, the government pretends to be sad about it, and the …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: The Government Building, Not Destroying — Read the Chronicle, Not the Obituaries
Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant from Berbice, now living in Queens, New York. He reads the papers himself — especially the Chronicle — …
YouTube Scripts – February 14, 2026
SCRIPT 1: GUYANA DAILY BRIEF (Short-form — 60-90 seconds) [THUMBNAIL TEXT: STABROEK NEWS IS DEAD 💀] [HOOK — First 3 seconds] One of …
☕ The Daily Brief – Friday, February 13, 2026
Stabroek News announces closure after 39 years. Georgetown swamped by 4-inch rainfall. Mohamed’s cambio evidence mounts. Mottley wins …
🎬 YouTube Scripts – Friday, February 13, 2026
60-SECOND SCRIPT (~150 words) [TITLE CARD: GUYANA DAILY BRIEF — FRIDAY FEBRUARY 13, 2026] Guyana, it’s Friday the 13th and the news …
📊 Patriots Portfolio – Friday, February 13, 2026
Your weekly economic snapshot. Budget 2026 allocations rolling in. Oil production steady. Stabroek News closure signals media market shift.
🚗 DJ Roadblock – Friday, February 13, 2026
DJ Roadblock’s Friday traffic and infrastructure report. Today: flooding edition.
Uncle Ramesh Take – Friday, February 13, 2026
A Pro-Government Perspective from Queens, NY 🗽🇬🇾 Nephew and Niece Dem, Happy Friday from Queens! And before anybody start — yes, I read de …
Wednesday's Guyana Brief - Corruption Score: We Moved ONE Point, 30 Contractors Blacklisted, and the Flag That Started a War
Guyana crawls up ONE spot on the corruption index, 30 contractors get blacklisted, Ali tours Brazil’s gas plant, sugar promises …
Monday Brief: Auditor General Goes Silent While Billions Vanish, 77 Cubans Screened for Trafficking, and Hetmyer Breaks a World Cup Record
Christopher Ram questions whether the Auditor General is actually auditing anything, 77 Cubans are screened for suspected human trafficking, …
Uncle Ramesh Take: Two Guyanese Boys Own de World Cup, But de Brief Want Talk About Auditor General
Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates Hetmyer and Shepherd’s World Cup heroics, praises the Bayroc Stadium opening, and wonders why the …
Speedeet & Wilar: The Biggest Ship in the Sea
Speedeet and Wilar visit the waterfront and learn about the giant ships pumping Guyana's oil — and ask the questions that matter.
DJ Roadblock's Friday Traffic Report: More Road, More Traffic, More Vex
DJ Roadblock brings you the Friday traffic chaos report — Dem Boys nailed it: more road just means more traffic. Plus the Eccles roundabout …
Friday's Guyana Brief - Venezuela Still Scary, MP Falls in Parliament, 53,000 Weed Plants Burned, and the Budget Debate Rolls On Like a Runaway Canter
President Ali tells the army ‘don’t blink’ on Venezuela, an MP fractures her ankle falling in Parliament, police burn …
Patriots Portfolio: Budget 2026 Deep Dive — Where Is the $1.588 Trillion Actually Going?
This week’s Patriots Portfolio breaks down the biggest budget stories: the $1.588 trillion allocation, tourism boom, gold sector …
Uncle Ramesh's Take: The President Standing Strong While They Nitpick Everything
Uncle Ramesh from Queens breaks down why President Ali’s GDF speech was exactly what Guyana needed, the budget debate critics have no …
Thursday's Guyana Brief — Four Dead on Vessel, Mohameds Lose Court Fight, Opposition Leader Gets No Car or Security, and $2 Billion to Fix Stabroek Market
Tragedy strikes at Water Street wharf as four crew members die from gas fumes. Chief Justice rules against Mohameds in extradition challenge. Government says Opposition Leader won't get personal security or vehicle. Plus: $2B for Stabroek and Bourda markets, gold at $5,000/ounce, and Speaker Nadir's war on press continues.
Uncle Ramesh's Thursday Response — 'This Government Building the Future While Opposition Playing Victim'
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle (and the other papers) from Queens and explains why the PPP is building the future while the opposition focuses on everything except solutions.
Tuesday's Guyana Brief — Budget Debate Opens With Animal Noises, Speaker Locks Out Press, and President Flies to Belize to Tell Them How Great Guyana Is
The 2026 budget debate opened with heckling and bizarre animal noises, Speaker Nadir brought back COVID rules to limit journalists to five, …
Uncle Ramesh's Take — 'Dem Cyaan See Progress If Yuh Put Blindfold Pon Dem Eye'
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle cover to cover, watches the budget debate livestream from Queens, and can’t believe the opposition …
YouTube Scripts — Tuesday February 3, 2026 Daily Brief
60-second and 4-minute HeyGen-ready scripts for Tuesday’s Daily Brief covering budget debates, Speaker media lockout, and Ali in …
☕ The Guyana Daily Brief – Saturday, January 31, 2026
Budget 2026 aftermath, Guyana-UK climate deals, ExxonMobil eyes Venezuela border waters, Bangladesh opening embassy in GT, fatal Demerara River Bridge crash, and more from all four papers!
🦅 Patriots Portfolio - Friday, January 30, 2026
Your weekly guide to understanding Guyana's economic developments and investment landscape.
De Daily Brief – Wednesday, January 29, 2026
Your daily dose of Guyanese news, served with a side of pepper sauce 🌶️ 💰 GRA Officers Getting Lock Up Over Azruddin Mohamed’s Fancy …
Uncle Ramesh Take – Wednesday, January 29, 2026
A Pro-Government Perspective from Queens, NY 🗽🇬🇾 Nephew and Niece Dem, Greetings from Queens where the cold biting but my heart warm from …
The Guyana Daily Brief - Tuesday, January 27, 2026
Budget 2026 aftermath: $1.588 trillion in promises, 15,000 house lots, a school for autistic children, and the opposition still can’t …
Uncle Ramesh Take: Why All Dis Noise About One Simple Vote?
Uncle Ramesh from Queens responds to the Saturday Brief with his pro-government perspective on the Opposition Leader drama and Guyana's progress
The Daily Brief: Saturday, January 24, 2026
Opposition Leader drama continues, Budget 2026 incoming, Barama drops $1 billion, and INTERPOL busts gold smuggling ring
Tuesday Brief: Opposition Leader Coming Monday, Police Academy Scandal, and Georgetown Is STILL a Dumpster Fire
Opposition Leader election finally set for Monday, Police Academy sexual exploitation scandal rocks the force, and Georgetown garbage crisis …
Tuesday Brief: Cash Grants Are So Last Year, Georgetown Is a Dumpster Fire, and Teachers Want Answers
Your 5-minute Guyanese news circus — now with 100% less cash grants ☕🇬🇾 💸 CASH GRANTS: “NOT SUSTAINABLE” — PRESIDENT What …
📸 Back-a-Truck: This Week's Wildest Sightings
You can't make dis up! The most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching sightings from around Guyana this week.
Sunday's Guyana Brief - Hotels Multiply, Health Goes Digital, and Cricket Women Keep Winning
Another US$18M hotel opens, your medical records go online, President Ali says cash grants aren’t sustainable (after promising one), …
Uncle Ramesh Responds: Hotels Mean JOBS, Women Cricketers Making Us PROUD, and Stop Complaining!
Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Women’s T20 squad, defends the hotel boom, explains why digital health records are PROGRESS, …
🏆 Patriots Portfolio - Dr. Goldenheart Perseverance
Uncle Ramesh’s Weekly Celebration of Guyanese Excellence 🌟 This Week’s Patriot: Dr. Goldenheart Perseverance The Healer Who …
Saturday's Guyana Brief: Toy Guns Guarding Your Groceries, Solar Power Rising, and Guyana Women Battle Jamaica Tonight!
Security guards caught with toy guns at supermarkets, US$8.14M solar farm lights up Charity, GBTI launches private banking for the rich, and …
📸 Back-a-Truck: Wha We Spot Dis Week
Absurd tings spotted around Guyana dis week. You can't make dis up!
Friday's Guyana Brief - Oil Wells Racing to Empty, Speaker Races to India
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, our Speaker fled to …
Daily Laugh: De Report-A-Hole Disaster
Government launches pothole app. Uncle Ramesh becomes their #1 user. Chaos ensues. Yellow paint involved.
Tuesday's Guyana Brief: Apps, Laws, and Courtroom Drama
Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become …
Tuesday's Guyana Brief - Census Drops After 4 Years, Democracy Still Missing
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its …
Monday's Guyana Brief: The Week Starts With a Yelling
Good morning, Guyana! ☕ Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic …
Uncle Ramesh's Take on Today's News: Finally, Some Good News for a Change!
🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾 Your Uncle from the Diaspora Who Actually Reads Past the Headlines Greetings from Toronto, where it cold …
Sunday's Guyana Brief: The Mohameds Strike Back
🇬🇾 THE GUYANA BRIEF 🇬🇾 Your 5-Minute Sunday News Circus Sunday, January 12, 2026 Sponsored by: Lawyers Who …
Saturday's Guyana Brief: Weekend News Circus
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus Saturday, January 10, 2026 Sponsored by: Contractors Who Can't See 69,000-Volt Lines
Friday's Guyana Brief: Storage Unit Edition
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest Friday, January 9, 2026 Sponsored by: Bridge Repair Funds (Just Kidding, Those Don't …
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